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Ladron takes the bottle.
"Totally man I need it. I hate being caught somewhere without locks. I mean that's cheating, right? I can sneak a set of picks in between my toes if I have to. If the guards don't find it then it's thier fault I got out. That's how it goes, fair's fair. Wizards man, they cheat. Impregnible globe, come on. If I find the guy who designed that thing, I'm gonna write dirty jokes on every page of his spellbook. And another thing, once again we've risked our lives and we're still poor. We've gotta re-examine our priorities man. I know you gotta do this thing with the undead dragon thingy, but how about we stop by this other place that the golden tiger with the guy's face told us about. And another thing, he was kind of a jerk. I mean there we are, all rescuing him and stuff and he goes and attacks ME! How is it that they always go after me anyway? You're about ten feet tall and carry a six foot sword, but the little guy with the knife, now he must be a threat. And another thing, next town we go through, I have to buy me a sword. Something with a little extra zing if possible, but I'll take plain steel. The whole blend in and look harmless but have a hidden dagger thing hasn't gotten me very far. Which comes back around to WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY. I just ransacked through twenty dead guys. It's not like I haven't done it before, one time I took the boots off a dead gnoll. It's just that there's no challange, the point of being a thief is doing all kinds of thievy stuff, you know, on living people that you might have to run away from while they call the city watch. It's all about the challange versus the payoff, which once again brings me back to WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY. I need a drink."
Ladron takes a pull on the bottle and passes it back.
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