Top 10 Myths About Dungeons & Dragons

1. You need to speak with a British accent while playing.

2. You have to play in a dark, dank basement in the home of someone's mother.

3. You need to drink full-sugar soda and eat chips that stain your fingers orange.

4. No one cool plays, or has ever played, D&D.

5. No one you know has played, or still plays, D&D.

6. It will take you the rest of your natural life to learn the rules.

7. If you start playing D&D, your friends will abandon you, and your subscription to Match.com will be mysteriously deactivated.

8. The game involved incense, finger pricks, solemn oaths, sacrifices, Ouija boards, and hazing rituals.

9. You will start dressing like a musical theater major, insisting on wearing leotards, capes or turtlenecks.

10. You will develop an insatiable urge to attend Renaissance festivals.

Bayou Halfling wrote on Jan 18^th, 2008 at 11:25pm:


Yeah, but shouldn't it be worth extra XP?

BLACKLEAF!!!!