Bayou Halfling
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Randy Richards' 2008 New Year resolutions:
--Start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store. --My digital camera's New Year resolution: 3254 x 2448 --Exercise less. All work and no play can make you a dull boy. --Remember to replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump. --Spend less than 14 hours a day on the Internet. --Check my pants for stray toilet paper when leaving the restroom. --Read less books. A little learning is a dangerous thing. Too much of it can really wreck your head. --Stop sending Instant Messages while on the phone with the same person. --Try to figure out why I really need 12 e-mail addresses. --Play more computer games. Scientists say they're good for you, and improve your visual skills. --Next time I see a UFO, don't tell anybody about it. --My HDTV's New Year's resolution: 1920 x 1080 progressive --Stop buying useless gadgets, like my DVD Rewinder. --Stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical, since my friends overseas already have time to answer me by then. --Cut down on exercise. Too much is bad for your health, it can even kill you. --Play less D&D. Enter a 1d12 Step Program. --Henceforth, without procrastination and due punctiliousness, I will stop pontificating with superfluous semantics just to show off my interest in philology and vocabulary. --Watch more TV. It's very entertaining and educational. --Eat more nice things, like candy, Big Macs and ice cream. Eat less crap like fresh fruit, vegetables and soy. --Back up my 250 GB hard drive daily...well, once a week... okay, monthly... or at least once a year. --Remove glass from TV screen, crawl through into Star Trek. --Take up some worthwhile new habit, like smoking, to help keep tobacco workers employed. --Learn what the heck "resolution" means.
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